i'll take you to mickey d

I will kick your ass.

Usually used as the finish of a threat. "Not only am I done with you, I'll take you to Mickey D!"

by Mama-smh March 14, 2017

I'll have to check my schedule.

The Phrase used when rejecting someone's invitation to a dinner party, movie, date, or coffee run. If you are given this response, know that the person will not, "Check thier schedule," but just wants to get the hell away from you.

"Hey Sarah, I'm having this thing at my house on Saturday, and I was wondering if you.."

"Oh, yeah, I'll have to check my schedule."

"Great!"

by hardlyacquainted October 08, 2009

I'll take you to the candy shop

A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.

"hey girl I'll take you to the candy shop"

by seaswimmer August 16, 2016

I'll never wash my cock

The same as I'll never wash my cheek, except you say this after dipping your dick in a fine piece of ass.

Shee, that bitch was fine. I'll never wash my cock again.

by PoopyPoo October 26, 2004

in the name of the moon i'll punish you

some thing a weeb would yell when triggered

person: "anime is dumb" weeb: "In ThE nAmE oF THe MOOn I'll PunisH YoU!"

by GarrettIsTrash March 01, 2019

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

A threat to be taken very seriously.
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan

What will you do about it

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

You wouldn't dare

oh yeah (gets out rake)

what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH

by Alex07169 August 16, 2010

I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at

1.The coolest sentence you can make with the magnets given to you by the whisky add in Esquire.

2.Self Explanitory

I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at if you give me a cookie.

by Fat_Prophet September 20, 2005