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Hoover

Yee hoover
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 16, 2022
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The Dirty Hoover

The act in which a person sucks an object into their anus without the assistance of their hands.
“I heard the girl at the bachelor party ended the night by doing The Dirty Hoover with an entire bucket of golf balls.”
by TK404 October 13, 2021
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Madam Hoover

When someone does a chore loudly to passive aggressively express her discontent with having to do it
Originates from black mothers slamming the groceries on the table after she asked you to come help get them out of the car but before you could find shoes she has carried them all in and is putting them away very loudly and aggressively while mumbling to herself about how she’s a slave and does everything around here

Like your moms a hardcore madam Hoover
by Dobbbbbbb November 25, 2020
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don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'
by Phoro June 12, 2022
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Personality Hoover

Someone who sucks away your whole personality but they don’t have enough imagination to have their own..
Everything I say she says 10 minutes after. What a personality hoover.
by kelh91 December 6, 2019
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Gabby Hoover

A former westwood highschool student who is known for getting obliterated in public places
hey Gabby Hoover want to go to 6th street tonight? "Yes, i'm down"
by wildcatty June 9, 2022
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Hoover

Noun - when your husband gets all the snacks

Noun - president (Edgar J Hoover)

Noun - roomba - the name our daughter gave the roomba
Larry stop being a Hoover and eating all the snacks.

The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.

Hoover is stuck under the couch
by RuthBaderGinBucketsBurg October 11, 2018
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