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Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)
"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."
by tech-decker February 28, 2024
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Hoover Dame

Hoover Dame, (Noun);

A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.

Azenath67, London
(Fatty overhears Skinny 1 and Skinny 2 making bitchy remarks about her size)
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!

Azenath67, London
by Azenath67 March 1, 2019
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Hoovered

Getting your neck sucked resulting in a slight bruise a.k.a hickey
She was hoovered in the backseat before he removed her pants, the bruise was huge.
by Melissa14 April 21, 2022
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cake hoover

every fatty that costs us £££ from health probs. LOok at that cake hoover stuck in the doorway
by lootregirf May 14, 2011
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Hoover Dome

Hoover being a major vacuum maker, and "dome" being MY name for that GOOD head, when looking for that head that's going to make NOT just the toes curl, but get that leg tapping. "Hoover Dome".
Anyone can perform fellatio ( suck a penis).....literally. A profressional (like me) seeks and returns Hoover Dome.
by Chewy32 November 29, 2013
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twisted hoover

One who wants to suck cock while twisted
Man did you see what Dave turned into after a couple hits?

Yea man he swallow that dude balls deep. He's a twisted hoover for sure
by Oven cleaner February 5, 2021
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Hoover Maneuver

To wrap your lips and create a perfect suction around a butthole, then suck so hard that their penis goes concave
There's nothin like a good old Hoover Maneuver
by Tactical poptart March 25, 2016
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