The sexual act of giving someone a hickey in their asshole and then licking the shit out of their asshole until there is none left, while on the toilet
by jimy jones July 4, 2025
Get the Alabama Hickey Shittermug. The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)
Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.
You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about
You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.
You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about
You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
Get the The Hickey Dickeymug. A man who can continue to press forward in business and real life despite ongoing attacks on himself, his property and his reputation by lesser men.
by Brenenegan June 3, 2018
Get the Simon Hickeymug. by Josephthekidwhoshitinabox June 27, 2019
Get the Clay hickeymug. The shits that come shortly after eating at the hickey dining hall. Usually very lose and wet. And can last up to half an hour
by Bigdorlandi October 3, 2020
Get the Hickey Shitsmug. by Triple Trey May 1, 2023
Get the Hickey hackmug. by Hello_1273 February 19, 2019
Get the Friendly Hickeymug.