Mule Hammer

The most ultimate and rowdy cock butter pickle slap in all the galaxy.

"Last night I gave that chic the mule hammer!!"

by C & D December 13, 2006

whore hammer

an object used to hit ones whore when they misbehave. see also bitch stick

1. i'll hit you with my whore hammer if your not careful selena!!!

2. i really need a whore hammer to hit miley right now.

by bakkerr November 12, 2010

1903 pocket hammerless

A pistol developed in 1895 by colt for the growing concealed-weapon self defence industry being spawned by poor conditions in the inner cities. The parameters where simple, To create a compact pistol that would draw without catching on anything, fires a common round. The answer came in two versions, the 1903 pocket hammerless and the 1903 vest pocket hammerless. The latter was a scaled down version. The pocket hammerless fired .32 ACP and the Vest-pocket hammerless fired .25 ACP.
Both where very sucessful, infact, the pocket hammerless survived is a browning design that was produced by Fabrique Nationale in Belgium untill 1987. May have been one of the longest produced pistoles of all time.

"A 1903 pocket hammerless colt is concealable, light and easy on the draw"

by ElvisTrigger October 18, 2008

zulu hammer

when a black man slaps his black cock on a woman's forehead

I gave that bitch a zulu hammer last night.

by IMAWSUM September 3, 2007

Snatch-hammered

Used to describe a condition of blind infatuation by a male to a female counterpart. May be used synonymously with cunt-struck or pussywhipped.

1. Jennifer had Gary totally snatch-hammered. She was always sending him to the drugstore for tampons, monistat, and slim-fast.

2. The best way to tell if a guy is snatch-hammered is to force him to watch "Titanic" and "The Notebook" back-to-back. If he doesn't complain...snatch-hammered!!

by sour-puss July 4, 2007

Hows your hammer hanging?

Means how are you? Hows your dick? Hows your sex life? All rolled into one question.

Hey man hows your hammer hanging?

by Judge dredd7 April 10, 2011

MC Hammer

(n) an Oakland rapper from the early 1990s named Stanley Kirk Burrell who liked to wear parachute pants while performing his MANY hits:
1. U Can't Touch This (1990, #8)
2. Have You Seen Her (1990, #4)
3. Pray (1990, #2)
4. 2 Legit 2 Quit (1992, #5)
5. Addams Groove (1992, #7)
6. Pumps and a Bump (1994, #26)

I have to take issue with the unfair characterization of M.C. Hammer as a one-hit wonder: he may be bankrupt and washed-up, but give the man credit for his multiple hits! Hasn't he suffered enough, going through life as a black man named Stanley?

by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004