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jesus hammond

a modern take on the apocryphal ' jesus christ'. jesus hammond has its roots in the playstation gaming culture of the noughties. use as a non swearing, non elitist statement of frustration.
character one. "what keys? i aint got no keys".
character two.(frustrated) "jesus hammond".
by orangebuzz2000 January 5, 2008
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sammy hamon

A derogatory term for kids who aren’t as smart as others, often times people also call them stupid or dumb.
Tom is such a Sammy hamon because he always fails the tests in math
by Jackjeffersontommm January 14, 2019
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Leslie hammond

a super sexy hot cool dude who everybody loves and is often very smart and gets all the hoes be aware if a leslie attempts to finesse your girl consider her gone
"damn thats tuff Leslie Hammond tryna steal my girl i guess she is his now"
by Co0l M4n March 17, 2021
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haddon

A big mouth,smartelic,sarcastic, and funny guy usually ginger also can be bi or gay but never straight and never good looking. Would rate 1/10 would not talk to again
Man you were being a real haddon last night when you were drunk
by Tantar the great October 1, 2017
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hambone

Something which is wonderful in a soup and distressing in a movie. Connotation varies according to the likability of the actor being described, with William Shatner at the affectionate end of the spectrum and David Caruso at the other. See "Shatnering."
Yeah, Shatner's a hambone, but he's OUR hambone.
by David Bryant May 7, 2004
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hambone

to be or act in a hambone like manner
wow mike was being a major hambone in law and you class yesterday
by petey green January 5, 2008
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Hamdancer

A fat girl who's showing too much skin, most commonly found at Wal-Mart, trailer parks during the summer time, bars and all of New England. For instance- back tits, love saddles, top ass, muffin top.
Jesus! I got sweat all over my arm when that hamdancer brushed up against me.

My exe's sister is such a fucking hamdancer. I've never seen her in clothes that fit her unthinkable body.
by Acegunfighter September 5, 2011
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