Baseball haircut

Basically a mullet

Bro’s got a dirty baseball haircut

by Baseball girl February 6, 2020

Broccoli Haircut

Haircut typically worn by a very young millennial, gen-z or zillenial biologically identified male douchebag that consists of a low fade and hair grown out on the top that would allow the wearer to receive a perm for curls. A modern day jew fro. You will most likely catch him in a slammed civic, suburu sti financed at 20% apr, vaping, or on tiktok live acting out as an npc, begging for money. Cap, fam, mid, on god, and lit would mostly be part of his vocabulary. Island Boys, and present day justin beiber are roll models to these clowns. Would probably participate in having their ass eaten out by their yorkies.

You see that shitbox driving, broccoli haircut wearing, vapor breathing, spends his free time sucking on mommy’s titty douchebag acting like an NPC? Its a shame that our upcoming generation is going to doom the world with the lack of intellect…

by Nopeatsoflo January 5, 2024

haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut

Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life

by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018

Napa haircut

The act of getting one's head stomped on in a grape vat

He didn't have enough money to pay for his beard trimming so I finished him off with a Napa haircut.

by cheesewheezy May 21, 2021

Mexican haircut

That shit type of haircut you are forced to get for 15 dollars at a barber and end up getting a fuck ton of that chemical that gives you a lot of acne and shit . It is especially awful if you get it before a first day of school because then everyone would be telling you how you be built like a coconut and then at the end of day your parents to go you and say, "at more a mi presosio bebe". FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

Billy: *gets a Mexican haircut*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror

Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*

by Albertoh5 August 27, 2020

Barbershop haircut

A barbershop haircut costs a quarter.

Mason 67 gets a barbershop haircut that costs a quarter because he doesn't give effoc

by idontgiveeffoc_9 September 8, 2025

Slovenian Haircut

When a male ejaculates on two lesbian women scissoring who haven't shaved in a long time.

I wanted to give my 2 girlfriends a Slovenian Haircut.

by BananaPepper0348 April 14, 2024