tard hag

A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.

Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.

by Floopston March 23, 2012

Hag Doll

An obviously aged woman who dresses age inappropriately, wears too much makeup, but still has some level of sex appeal.

She looks like Barbies great grandmother , what a hag doll. She must shop at Forever 49.

by Emogenome February 15, 2019

toast hag

A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.

That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.

by Sperlhaus June 29, 2021

Meat hag

A women that typically only dates muscles bound guys or meat heads.

Girl 1 says to Girl 2, Hey look at those guys out over there. Girl 2 says, Oh wow I like the one with big muscles. Girl 1 replies the one with no neck? Girl 2 Oh yeah, he's so big! Girl 1 replies your such a Meat hag.

by 5oh4 June 19, 2012

hag pants

Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material

Friend one "those are some rad pants man"

Friend two "they're called hag pants bro"

by Skylar Jones September 17, 2013

wag-hag

someone who masturbates too much.

bob is such a wag-hag.

by anonie mus January 2, 2011

Sea Hags

A cult like group dedicated to the harassment of Amber Heard and her supporters. They usually have a pirate emoji on their social media profile and call themselves relatives. Also known as a Deppford Wife, Deppanon, and Remoras.

If I see another “bUt DiD yOu eVeN WaTcH tHe tRiAL?” tweet from the Sea Hags I’m going to lose it.

by Deathtrap Venus June 15, 2023