Daddy’s Guilt

Your bachelor pad dad suddenly and randomly buys you lots of gifts as an apology for treating you badly.

My Dad took me shopping today, got some new shoes, love daddy’s guilt money.

by X0x0xo February 24, 2023

Conservative Guilt

Conservative guilt is the action of pretending to be poor to appeal to the humble narrative, or ethos.

Fred: "Elon claims he lives in a box and below the poverty level despite immense wealth. As does Mr Beast, Jack Dorsey, Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg once upon a time."

Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"

by Cerebrex September 15, 2024

designer dog guilt

Someone who pays a breeder for a particular type of dog may do so seeking certain characteristics common to that breed, that may not be found taking chances with a shelter dog which often is no less loving, and in need of a home, resulting in feelings of designer dog guilt.

No kill shelter or not, your spent $3,000 on a dog when countless adorable animals in shelters, available for free no less, need a forever home? What's wrong with you?!!! Don't you have any designer dog guilt?

by ribick September 17, 2023

TiVO Guilt

The feeling of guilt when you realize you have recorded more shows than you have time to watch.

"My TiVO is recording 30 hours of shows everyday...I don't have time for anything else. I'm suffering from TiVO guilt."

"Dude, go get a fucking life"

by jollygreengiant01 December 16, 2008

bartlett guilt

it's like having white guilt, but when you live in bartlett illinois

person: you dumb rich person i hope you have bartlett guilt
bartlett resident: fuck

by yeatluvr2 March 24, 2022

Black Guilt

A misnomer. As the word “Black” is an adjective, in some societies, to describe the term “dismal”. This adjective is used to categorize a group’s race or nature pertaining to existence or agenda. “Black” as described by AfroAsiatics or African Americans is a psychosocial construct designed by their creation (whites) in order to dissuade others from identifying or associated with the label “Black”.

A Black man fell on a Black day for feeling Black Guilt for creating a White Race.

by Fardallah March 18, 2022

Circle of Guilt

The annoying fucker that makes apologies worse than the actual infraction. Circle of Guilty happens when one individuals guilt over something, significant or not, makes someone else feel guilty because the original person felt bad. This gets worse, and worse, and worse, until the two individuals begin hurling insults at each other.

... Circle of Guilt.

by vewetfbrwtrfgbnqawrt November 22, 2011