Rapid Global Warming

A false statement that describes Earth rapidly heating up because of human activity .
However, science has proven this wrong. Because the earth is not heating up rapidly , but slowly . Like, life will not go on after 10,000 years.
News: Earth is dying due to rapid global warming and racism!
Me: One, Earth is heating slowly, and two, get help.
Rapid global warming
by Broken knife June 13, 2022
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Global SHIT Day

The Global SHIT Day is on July 15, 2024. The day was founded and inaugurated by the SHIT community at oshit.io and giveashit.io

It is also National Give Something Away Day. On this day, we celebrate the act of caring for others and the world by giving a helping hand and making the world more beautiful. We care, and we give a shit.
Jansen: "What do you do on Global SHIT Day?"
Edward: "We give a shit and make the world beautiful."
by WordsWise July 11, 2024
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Semi-Global

Scaling your business or service outside your country but only in First world countries.
Guy1 -"I want to go semi-global."
Guy2- "Sure, UK is a better start."
by stopNlearn July 23, 2015
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global seminar

Literally a waste of time. An extra bell for which you have to wake up an hour earlier than you should and you just learn about the world, however this in no way furthers your education in things you actually need to graduate.
Jill: "Hey, did you go to Global Seminar today? I didn't see you."
Jack: "Nah, I enjoy sleeping, and it's a waste of time."
by sonastysorude April 21, 2015
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Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!
CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!
by Terrysuki September 22, 2023
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Global Can't Read

If a gacha game has a cn/jp version that is ahead from the global version it will have a "global/EN can't read" moment

It is said in communities especially in Arknights and it basically means that a global player misunderstands or misread the content in the cn/jp version and makes a drama out of it or when it comes out in the global version, players will not read it and may suffer the consequences.
Ishar-mla: Have you heard of another new permanent game mode in the cn version? Someone translated it and it is gonna be is3 with the is2 gamemode

Calcite: So they're replacing the permanent game mode called is2? Creator of this game is a dumbass because is2 is the best thing to come out. Let's stop playing is2 since it'll be replaced later

Kevin: "Global can't read" moment
Destreza: but both of them is permanent...
by ChalterIsBalans October 15, 2022
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Global Visual

Reyster Yton, the multitalented Filipino idol, has been given the title "Global Visual" by Dispatch and his fans.

He earned this title because of his mesmerizing visuals and commanding stage presence. People who have seen him in person say he looks unreal and captivating

He is a member of rthe global pop group, HORI7ON. It is a group that formed through ABS-CBN's idol reality-survival show Dream Maker
Who is the Global Visual? It's none other than Reyster!

The Global Visual has arrived! Let's say hello to Reyster.

Reyster looks stunning! He is, indeed, a Global Visual.
by smirking cat March 19, 2023
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