The girl with colitus goes by...

As referenced in 1960s pop song about lsd...

Sue was also battling irritable bowl syndrome on her way to fleet street when the girl with colitus goes by...

by Murray the K September 12, 2022

now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024

Long Stick Goes Boom

You all know about sixty-nine
Burnin' bones and bedside time
Once again we meet tonight
Get that touch of a magical light
We're gonna hit it, we're gonna kick it
We're gonna break out through the ice
You give us fever, you give us sweat
You're gonna make us live it twice

Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
The time is right for a ride tonight
To be with you I'd risk a fight
My stick is tight, my blood is hot
Let's do it here, right on the spot
We're gonna hit it, we're gonna kick it
We're gonna break out through the ice
You give us fever, you give us sweat
You're gonna make us live it twice
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Long stick, long stick
Long stick goes boom
Long stick, long stick
Long stick goes, it's gonna go, it's gonna go
It's gonna go, long stick gonna go
It's gonna go boom

by Death Menace August 15, 2023

Ignore it and hope it goes away

Yeah, see, I tried that for the first 10 years but here we are.

Hym "You see, if you ignore it and hope it goes away not only am I not going to not go away but I'm also commit even nore so to doing it. Your mistake was including the mentally retarded cripple. The ambiguity is gone now and I just won't accept any outcome that doesn't involve one of two things.... And we all know what those things are. I'm sure you're tired of hearing it at this point. I'm tired of saying it. I'm tired in general. I've been up all night. I got a good one for you when I wake up though. You're going to like it."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

pop goes cherry

Jerking off while having cherry pop

Chu: ooh, that’s a big load
Phu: thanks to this energetic cherry pop
Chu: down below you so hairy
Phu: pop goes cherry

by Bunjy jumpers July 07, 2022

this goes hard on mute

a song so bad that people use this for sarcastic reasons

Guy1: yo bro look at this song, its so bad that this goes hard on mute
Guy2: because it absolutely sucks
Guy1: ok

by yo this is a banger November 14, 2023

truck goes

When a firefighter (especially brand new but can happen with any rank and seniority) attempts to hook up with almost anybody who he /she finds hot and would want to extend more then just a ladder with them short or long term.

Whenever Collin sees the Captains daughter he yells truck goes and disappears for an hour or so.

Did you hear, that The truck goes with Steven and Kristen now?!

Why does Cayla never ride the truck when it goes? She’s missin out on some banger jobs.

Jim tried to get the truck goes from last night at the bar but was cancelled every time .

You can tell she wants the truck to go, but he’s gay.

by Onlyme4you April 10, 2020