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Girl on the Internet Syndrome 

An affliction that causes some female internet users to play the sexpot or drama queen once they figure out that they are practically the only girls at a forum. Sufferers will make nonstop flirty comments , continually bring up their bra size, and make fellatio jokes. Inevitably, a male member will go too far and offend the girl (typically by asking for nude pics or sexual services), leading to much online outrage and drama.
Rob: PinkGoddess has posted three times that she's wearing a thong today.

Jason: it sounds like someone has a bad case of Girl on the Internet Syndrome.

girl on fire 

The most beautiful girl in the world. Shes the girl on fire. She's got a tough exterior that may scare some people away but inside, she's soft hearted and gentle. She's a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, lost in an enigma. If you don't want to solve her, gtfo. She's beyond beautiful on the outside but her inside shines through when she finally lets you break down some bricks to her VERY tall wall. Don't make her mad because you won't hear from her for days. She's a girl on fire with a hothead temper! Texting her 50 times that you're sorry does not help so don't do it. Shes the most stubborn person you'll ever meet but when things are good, she's the sweetest!! She's highly intelligent with an awesome personality. She's the perfect girl. She'll laugh at your jokes and even joke with you. She'll make you feel on top of the world if you can make her feel like the only girl in the world. She has terrific music taste! She's super sexy in her snowboarding gear and she's got the hottest stomach ever! She's by far, hands down the MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN ALIVE. So beautiful, she is the girl on fire!!! Oh, and she does not like buttercream frosting! Get her the whipped cream one for her birthday. Whoever ends up with this beautiful girl will be the luckiest person alive. I truly mean that.
That girl is perfect! Of course she is! She's the girl on fire! fire canoe

Girl best friend 

The girl he told you not to worry about
Bf: Shes´s my girl best friend dont worry about her she has a bf
Girl best friend by Cumslut55 April 4, 2022

Girl Next Door Syndrome

A wholesome girl, usually quite young and not bad on the eyes. She is the type of girl who is always there for you when you need her; she's selfless and tries hard to be the "relationship girl" but ends up being the "guy's girl" because she's relatable without trying too hard to be which is why she gets along with mothers. When she obtains this position, it is hard to get out of and she is waiting on a game changer. She has an innocent look to her but a secret sexual appeal that every guy she encounters can see. Instead of trying to touch her emotionally, their goal is to touch her physcially and to try to peel back and see that sexual side. This girl is the girl you remember from your childhood; She's usually the shy girl with the dimple and the one that father's want their sons to be with. But she will always be in this loop because everyone wants to see beyond the eyes. Time and patience are the only cures.
Bailey is always single but not because she is unattractive or by her choice, it's because she has the Girl Next Door Syndrome.

Girl Of My Dreams 

The one girl in which you'd do anything just to be with her. The girl in which you'd never think of cheating on. The one girl in which you'd do nothing to harm her or let her be harmed, . Someone, in your eyes, looks like an angel who came down from Heaven.
Ted: Whoa, there she is, Emily Maxwell. (glazed look in his eyes).

Jay: What's so special about her?

Ted: What's not special about her? She's the Girl Of My Dreams, the one I would do anything just to be with her. I would never dream of cheating on her. Emily looks like an angel that came down from Heaven.

Jay: That's deep bro.

girl interrupted syndrome

(this is all for jokes) :))
when a person believes that they’re extremely different & special, and just simply so misunderstood.

they probably listen to fiona apple, lana del rey, or someone else who perfectly captures their sadness.
they possibly enjoy things like vinyls, films (and calling movies films) like girl, interrupted (hence the name), lolita, gone girl, and others.

they may partake in self destructive behavior like smoking cigarettes, drinking, etc.
so really at the core of a person with girl interrupted syndrome, it’s probably just mental illness.
xoxo- a recovering girl interrupted syndromer
gina: hey what’s with alice lately? she’s been acting different and been isolated.
lea: oh, she’s probably just suffering from a case of girl interrupted syndrome.