faggot

A term used in American English to distract others from the speaker's dissatisfaction with his own homosexuality.

Spoken: "John is such a faggot."
Meaning: "I would love to drink John's cum, but I hate being gay and certainly don't want anyone else to know that I am."

by gritseater July 11, 2008

facebook faggot

a person who chronicles their daily minutia on facebook while believing that someone out there really gives a shit

Teresa is such a facebook faggot I know when she's ovulating.

by tjbf55 March 22, 2009

faggot shit

basically anything pertaining to being homosexual

Devin: hey man, do you like my shoes?
Kirby: bro, why do you give a fuck what i think...that's faggot shit anyway

by Kirby33 August 19, 2006

Igloo Faggot

Generally a term used to describe Canadians. May also be used to describe behavior that is generally less than stellar or praiseworthy.

Kelli is being a real igloo faggot today.

Who cares whether or not those igloo faggots have free health care? America #1!

by andimlikefuckyouandfuckhertoo November 18, 2010

Instagram Faggot

Used to describe a person who has become emotionally attached to the attention received through others looking at their photos. An Instagram Faggot will also enjoy to partake in hardcore homo-erotic activities, usually with older men due to crippling daddy issues.

Bruce had recently become a bit of an Instagram Faggot and everyone hated him.

by JakeDaRippa February 22, 2013

flaming faggot

A bundle of sticks that has been lit on fire.

Bob's heater was broken during the blizzard, so he needed a flaming faggot to keep him warm.

by J-Kwanza March 2, 2014

Book-readin' faggot shit

Book readin' faggot shit. A term, used by military personnel, to indicate technical topics, or similar items associated with a college education.

Engineering? That's Book-readin' faggot shit.

by The Winker21 November 11, 2009