freedom fries

a name for french fries that makes me laugh myself silly because you can't change the name of something cuz you don't like the country's political whatever.... oh wow. i still can't stop laughing. Should I ask my boyfriend for a freedom kiss or get a freedom manicure???!!!! oh crap, that's too funny. (you can't change words like that! i don't care if you're president!)

I was laughing so hard that I cried cuz I went to McDonald's and ordered freedom fries but they said they didn't know what i was talking about and I pretended to freak out at them and call them unpatriotic... like it freakin' matters. i just wanted to laugh about it some more.

freedom fries by lisagirl April 8, 2003

freedom fries

A word used to replace the word french in french fries. It originates from george bush. See fuckwit.

McDonalds Worker: Do you want freedom fries with that?

Me: No I want proper british chips...and for you go fuck yourself with an oversized pencil.

freedom fries by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

freedom fries

A brainless attempt to stick it to Frace, by renaming a food made in Belgium...

*hey look now they're freedom fries, quick hide the waffles...

freedom fries by udt June 9, 2004

community fries 

When people at a fast food restaurant dump their boxes of fries into one pile to share between them.

joey didn't want to join in our community fries because he bought a large while the rest of us bought smalls

community fries by SnesController June 23, 2011

Death Fries 

Death fries are fries that have cheese on them with bacon or other toppings most commonly from in-n-out that have the animal style secret sauce on them cheese and grilled onion

D: hey man you shouldn't be eating those fries!!

Y: why not they are really good animal style fries

D: they are going to give you a heart attack those are death fries

Death Fries by Deezy79 October 2, 2011

Truffle Fries 

When guys use truffle butter as lubricant to do each other in the ass.

After Bob and Ken got done tag teaming Lisa, they used her truffle butter to make truffle fries by rubbing her butter on their cocks as lube to do each other in the ass.

Truffle Fries by Tater Tott Wallace October 28, 2017

happyness dude those fries are mine 

These are my fries (said at a restaruant)

When someone asks you who's fries those are at mcdonalds
the correct response is "Happyness dude those fries are mine"

happyness dude those fries are mine by Faith E October 3, 2007