by Acky190 February 9, 2009

First you take a dump and put the turd on a stick. Then you put it in the freezer until its nice and frozen, eat, and enjoy.
"Hey I tried making a South Alabama Freeze Pop last night, but it wouldn't freeze all the way."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."
by fruityrudy December 6, 2014

Think about a time your butt has truly been cold. Very rarely, it means you are so cold that even your butt is cold.
by Lay-mmmm July 6, 2018

When it's the coldest you've ever been.
by downtimedanny August 30, 2016

A super-awesome high five, reserved for super-awesome moments, achieved by doing a huge, loud, possibly painful high five and keeping your hands together aterwards, with a crazy look on your face, preferably mouth open and eyes wide. Made famous by the TV show How I Met Your Mother.
by xXxCAITLYNxXx January 13, 2009

To have the temperature drop so low, the juices between the labia minora and majora freeze. This has the effect of constricting the minge into a shrivelled, crusty, crystalline mess of frozen pubes and clitty litter.
1. "It's cold enough out there to freeze your minge shut!"
2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.
2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.
by mikkachops August 28, 2006

With its name derived from the Bruce Springsteen hit
"Tenth Avenue Freeze Out", a tenth avenue freeze up
is the inability to urinate in a public bathroom.
"Tenth Avenue Freeze Out", a tenth avenue freeze up
is the inability to urinate in a public bathroom.
Better go to the bathroom before we leave for the
ball game--the bathrooms at the stadium will be
crowded and you might have a tenth avenue freeze up.
ball game--the bathrooms at the stadium will be
crowded and you might have a tenth avenue freeze up.
by goldandsilverowner June 14, 2010
