Foreskin Fraud

When your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero.

Person 1: "Turns out Jeremy is a foreskin fraud..."

Person 2: "Really! How'd they get caught?"

Person 1: "The was posting foreskin memes before they got outed on Twitter as a cut crusader."

Person 2: "The fuck is a cut crusader???"

Person 1: "Someone who's been circumcised. Dumbass."

Person 2: "Ohhhh. Deserved."

by 00000000000000000001111-deacti March 4, 2024

Foreskin

The flappy skin on a man's penis

No real woman has foreskin.

by Anonymous_00000000009 February 2, 2022

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.

Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

holy foreskin

the foreskin of THE HOLY GOD

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THE HOLY FORESKIN.
IVE HEARD ITS CRUNCHY.

by head giver69420 February 7, 2023

Foreskin

Someone who is so full of themselves and believes they are smarter or better then they are. They are oblivious to any faults or flaws in themselves and make complete and utter fools of themselves usually someone from the Waldo county region

Dont be such a foreskin (persons name)

by Littlered girl April 26, 2022

Foreskin

The protective hoodie skin of your penis which also serves other functions as such lubrication, docking and casing.

Josh: There's only one skin, two skin, three skin... Where's my foreskin?
Dante: Toniiiight. Open my eyes.

by Blazamuel June 13, 2024

The Foreskin Derby

When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.

This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!

by Eggsham December 20, 2024