floating

Going from girl to girl. Not sticking with one woman more than a few days for gains of sexual intercourse.

Jimmy started college last fall and ever since then he's just been floating around the girls in his dorm. I'm sure he'll get a bad rep soon.

by Jemmers January 18, 2008

floating your boat

to praise one self or one's abilities and/or skills

person 1: i am the greatest guitarist ever
person 2: would you quit floating your boat?!?

by a.m. de silva July 16, 2008

flossing

licking out a woman who is on her rags and has a tampon stuck in her sandwich.

Derek: Sorry about my breath Kelly, i left my toothbrush at home

Kelly: thats okay, just remember to floss while you're down there.

or

Kelly: Thanks for the tonguejob Derek

Derek: No, thank you! I've had that piece of corn stuck in my teeth for days!

Eg: She gave me a good flossing

by emily harvey March 30, 2011

Flossing

A sexual act in which the male wears a strap on backwards thrusting back and forth (like flossing) to be able to have sex with two women at once.

As soon we started flossing, the orgasms began!

by BOOMERMILK March 9, 2016

floating zombie

A situation in which a woman is being done doggy-style, and the man pulls out and spits on her back, making her think that he has come. When she turns around the guy jerks off like mad and shoots his load in her face.

She thought I was done, but I gave her a floating zombie!

by Richie McFarland March 11, 2004

flarting

attraction between two species expressed by endlessly trying to be cool and farting

Remember when Powers was trying to be cool in front of gabe and had Sue crack her back and she flarted? They still haven't had any action, so I guess it didn't pay off...

by Susanne Jameson May 13, 2005

Flashing 12

A person who is computer, or technologically illiterate. Named after their alarm clock, which their are too stupid to reset. therefore, it is always "Flashing 12"

I had to walk that stupid flashing 12 through the whole damn process.

by Elliott Morgan November 6, 2007