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gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"
by RippedA January 5, 2014
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Dalia Castro Fimbres

The most gorgeous and cute person to walk the earth, who is also a bit of a goofy goober. She’s also the most hardworking and smart person i’ve met. Dalia also really likes simple gifts like flowers.
Damn look at dalia castro fimbres, i bet she will own the world some day
by 🤔🤔🤔That Guy March 1, 2022
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D1 female fumbler

A stupid asshole who fucking CHEATS ON YOU WITH YOUR BESTFRIEND. AND AFTER APOLOGIZING HE GOES TO TEXT HER AGAIN 😂😂. And he posts on his story all abt how she isn’t the real one 🥺🥺
“Yo he is such a D1 female fumbler bro, she’s bad as hell.”

“Yeah.”
by Resplendence December 29, 2023
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phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.
Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."
by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024
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unfreck-a-fiable

When you’ve lost your freckles aka your skin is unrecognizable
“My freckles are gone, I’m unfreck-a-fiable
by Klamydia June 2, 2024
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Fight for the fumble

while catching your homie lacking. Mutiple people proceed to double team or triple team your homie and grab his meat simultaneously to get their get back.
While John is chilling Patrick, devonte and Freddie decide to hit the fight for the fumble to get their getback after John was talking shit
by John sabala June 23, 2025
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