Fancy down town handshake. 

when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.

"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"

" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "

Fancy down town handshake. by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012

Fancy Lancer 

A pretender; a phony man or woman whose achievement or success depends upon artificial means of support, such as designer clothes, makeup, processed voice, camera angles, spectacular lighting, or performance enhancing drugs.

That singer has made a lot of money in show business but he's only a fancy lancer.

Fancy Lancer by Pig in a Poke August 25, 2012

fancy bear 

A larger gay man that is hairy that dresses up or attends a classy/ fancy event.

He is a fancy bear tonight

fancy bear by onlyme1212 December 19, 2013

fancy condoms 

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night

We're using the fancy condoms tonight.

fancy condoms by Jpeg February 14, 2015

fancy condoms 

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night

We're using the fancy condoms tonight.

fancy condoms by Jpeg February 14, 2015

fancy hitchhiker 

Sticking your thumb in someone's butt and wiggling it around.

He screamed with pleasure as I gave him a fancy hitchhiker.

fancy hitchhiker by Silverlining March 8, 2015

fancy juice 

noun. 1. Sparkles held together with male ejaculate. 2. an adult beverage spiked with male ejaculate and sparkles.

verb. To decorate the face of a person with sparkles held together with male ejaculate usually in the shape of a mustache, beard, eyebrows or monocle.

After Murray passed out, we fancy juiced a monocle on his face until he looked like a festive Monopoly man.

fancy juice by FancyJuicer69 April 8, 2016