Dishwasher Facial

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.

Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.

by mblxv April 8, 2013

european facial

getting cum blasted with nice bread on your head

lauren got a european facial last night

by blastcum August 4, 2016

Facial Booklette

(Or Facialbooklette)
Another way to say Facebook

George: "I think Its about time I finally check my Facial Booklette . Its been two whole minutes.. I just cant get enough"

by mr.ipod February 3, 2009

frightening facial

When a man jerks off while is wife/gf is sleeping and right before he comes he screams to scare her awake and comes on her face

It was my wife's birthday so I surprised her with a frightening facial.

by SpunkMaster September 1, 2015

facial dart

when you aim at anything (more then likly a face) and try and hit it with your jizz rocket.

"damn i tried to turn off the lights with my facial dart but i missed and hit my sisters forehead"

by mike ock April 30, 2004

facial piercing

Things emo kids get to disguise the fact that they're sad pathetic excuses for a sub-human lifeform

"Dude, i just got a facial piercing! do you think i'm scene now?"

by conlyn November 20, 2007

180 FACIAL

WHEN PREPAIRING TO ADMINISTER A STANDARD FACIAL, TURN 180 DEGREES AND PROJECT A BOWEL MOVEMENT ON YOUR PARTNER.

I GAVE MY WIFE A 180 FACIAL FOR HER BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR, IT TOOK HER ALL WEEK TO CLEAN IT UP.

by CESAR RODRIGUEZ August 3, 2010