Evan

Usually is very loud and ugly. Also has a large nasal structure. His ears are also different sizes

You could land a jet on Evan's nose.

by X_Nigger_X May 05, 2015

Evan

A farmer. Very cocky. Annoying. Attracted to blondes and female cows. Trouble maker. Bad hurler.

Did you see that guy over there milking them cows? Hes such and evan!

by Thug1234 December 10, 2016

Evan

FUCKBOY

"Who's that guy with the mushroom haircut?.."
"Oh, that's just evan"

by mangs🔑 February 22, 2016

Evan

An annoying piece of shit that can't learn to his shut mouth

Evan

by smellypranks April 24, 2019

EVAN

A weird guy with a foot fetish that is mean and over exaggerates and i find it weird about the shit he does lol tee hee

evan has a foot fetish lol

by You’re fucking dumb July 28, 2019

Evan

An absolute hard man who will get u no matter what. If u annoy him he will steal ur girl. Do not get in Evans way.

Person 1: I don't really like Evan
Person 2: Woah careful he might steal ur girl if he hears u

by canned cheese September 06, 2019

Evan

He is and amazing, sweet, funny, caring, lovable, adorable, selfless guy.

He puts all other guys to shame. He will always be there for you no matter what. He's loyal and just and will always make time for you.

If he messes up he apologises right away and still loves you.

He is a great and wonderful boyfriend and an amazing best friend.

No guy compares to how amazingly thoughtful he is.

You always come first with him no matter what.

He will never hurt or cheat on you in any way, and when he knows something bothers you he will stop and apologise. And you will be forced to acccepct it because you know you can't stay mad at his adorable face.

"He is so nice, I love him so much"

Girl 1
"You are so lucky, I wish I can have someone like Evan"
Girl 2

by Vickid101 June 14, 2018