Evan

Usually is very loud and ugly. Also has a large nasal structure. His ears are also different sizes

You could land a jet on Evan's nose.

by X_Nigger_X May 6, 2015

Evan

A farmer. Very cocky. Annoying. Attracted to blondes and female cows. Trouble maker. Bad hurler.

Did you see that guy over there milking them cows? Hes such and evan!

by Thug1234 December 10, 2016

Evan

FUCKBOY

"Who's that guy with the mushroom haircut?.."
"Oh, that's just evan"

by mangs🔑 September 4, 2016

Evan

A try hard who is horrible in bed and is to shy to show his face that it takes months to see his feet. And he also is sweaty. He is also a pussy bitch who is so bad shit that his dad dropped him 21 times when he was born just because of the meme.

That pussy looks like an Evan

by Dat Fricker November 3, 2018

Evan

He is and amazing, sweet, funny, caring, lovable, adorable, selfless guy.

He puts all other guys to shame. He will always be there for you no matter what. He's loyal and just and will always make time for you.

If he messes up he apologises right away and still loves you.

He is a great and wonderful boyfriend and an amazing best friend.

No guy compares to how amazingly thoughtful he is.

You always come first with him no matter what.

He will never hurt or cheat on you in any way, and when he knows something bothers you he will stop and apologise. And you will be forced to acccepct it because you know you can't stay mad at his adorable face.

"He is so nice, I love him so much"

Girl 1
"You are so lucky, I wish I can have someone like Evan"
Girl 2

by Vickid101 June 16, 2018

Evan

Evan is a fat cunt who thinks he is better than everyone else, and he loves penis. He also needs his daily dose of attention

Girl 1: that guy over there is being such a cunt!
Girl 2: he must be an Evan! 🙄

by Big Cock Mike June 17, 2018

Evan

A real overconfident dick

Person: hey Evan
Evan: what’s up
Person: you’re a dick

by Scrambledmoose February 15, 2019