Esemah

Confusion, used online, usually acompanied with a confused look: O.o

Pirogoeth: Esemah?

by Pirogoeth July 22, 2003

endemed

To insert a hard boiled egg into one's own anal cavity.

That dude just endemed. Gross!

by James Hoffa January 11, 2008

essemmess

(Verb): to contact someone on one's cellphone via, as the name implies, sms.

I tried to essemmess you, but you didn't answer for some reason .

by Sexydimma January 29, 2015

enema surprise

When you have way too much diarhea and are convinced that someone did this to you.

After P F Changs last night it felt like a river coming from my ass.
I had an enema surprise, did someone drug me?

by froggy69 September 25, 2014

essemess

(Verb) to contact someone, as the name suggests, by sms.

I tried to essemess you, but you didn't answer for some reason

by Sexydimma April 3, 2017

enema-nozzle

Donald Trump's mouth

Trump's enema-nozzle is as ugly as that skank-tassel he wears on top of his head.

by useyourownname November 9, 2017

Enemetion

The act of being enemies with someone

He started this enemetion between us.

by wordformeaningwithoutword October 16, 2018