I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

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I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.

by awdsa dwasdqwadasfe rfrskil;;; May 2, 2023

Elevator Stoner

Middle schoolers or college freshmen who congregate in parking ramp elevators to get high in an apparent attempt to evade police and authority figures.

Parking is always free here after 9pm, though it does tend to smell of elevator stoners....

by Satans Lapdog September 4, 2016

pink elevator

Penis; lowkey term for a grower

Thought I was going to be disappointed, but ends up he’s got a pink elevator.

by ReverseCowgirl911 March 25, 2024

The Elevator Paradox

So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.

Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..

by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019

elevator neck

a condition that causes neck pain from watching the numbers on a long elevator ride.

bro this elevator is so slow, i think i'm starting to get elevator neck

by nopenotlunaaaa June 18, 2022

elevator shottie

girl bends over in front of the guy.
as the guy hits the bong, the girl bends up.
then the guy pushes her stomach.

you got bud? well call me up in the morning, i'll give you an elevator shottie.

by -*-*-*-*-*- January 16, 2009

Elevator

sex is a very nice affair. It is sooo satisfying....

Aria was walking back home. She looked down, but her head sprung up like something would happen in the elevator. But she was convinced. . Aria moved to the front of Brandon and looked in her pocket to gift him with more items. "Aria... you don't have too..." he mumbled as she saw Aria pull out a hundred dollar bill. "I have too... you are so important to me Bran-". Brandon leaned closer to Aria's face. "Heh...maybe I can pay you back with not money...but something physical." Aria's eyes widened. "Like..what?" Brandon blushed and sighed. "... I like you Aria..." He leaned in closer to Aria's mouth. "Brandon! I-i don't like you..." Brandon sighed. "I LOVE YOU BRANDON!" The elevator door dinged open. they rushed into Aria's bedroom. "Wanna kiss? Brandon?" Brandon leaned into a kiss. The suddenly stopped... looked at eachother with no words.... Brandon said.. " Hey..Can i pay you in sex??" He smooched Aria, and she smooched back. soon they were pulling of shirts and pants. Soon it was just a big suck fest. She was sucking him everywhere, from this side to another. Rubbing dicks and moans and moans.. "Haah~" "Don't stop....mhmhaah..~" sucking and licking each other till Aria's cum spray. "Hahhh~" "get in my vagina brandon..." "Aria. you aren't rubbing my dick as- haaah~ mhmaaa~ ahhaha~ yea..." There room was full of cum. "Mhmmmmm~ haah! chu~" haaahhhhh.....

by Naah~ sexstorys October 25, 2020