Stylishly Early

The polar, and much more stylish, opposite of fashionably late.

Pfft. That's old. I'm always stylishly early.

Stylishly Early by TheOneAndOnlyFrankLee December 21, 2010

woops it's early 

first shag in a year ..

you've just entered your bird and you say"woops it's early" ive just cum...

woops it's early by treggsy January 14, 2008

Jesus Early 

A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

I had to get up Jesus Early for work the other day. I mean, I fell asleep and didn't even awake when my face landed in the deep frier. Someone had to pull me out.

Jesus Early by not_michael October 11, 2004

go ugly early 

The act of admitting to oneself that you will not pull a good looking bird not matter how long you hang around the night club. You always end up taking the ugliest bird anyway, so why not just go ugly early and get it over with.

It was only half past ten when Steven left the club with a salad dodger on his arm. His friend Jim passed him in the carpark and remarked "Eh up Steve, going ugly early?". Steven sighed, glanced at the fugly minger, and replied "Fraid so Jim, got work in the morning, so I don't have all night"

go ugly early by Norbert Colon October 29, 2004

Ass-Crack early 

Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.

We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...

Ass-Crack early by Creata-Dick August 19, 2004

Go ugly early 

US military infantry phrase for calling in close air support as early as possible during an offensive operation. The A-10 wart hog and C-130 Sceptre gunship are not pretty looking aircraft, but are most welcome when pinned down by enemy fire.

Captain, you'll be encountering heavy resistance when we attack that position. You better go ugly early.

Go ugly early by Send the Marines August 15, 2021

john early

Something you reply with when you know someone is going to say something stupid!

J BUCK:Yo what up mah nigga
J MOONY: What it iz son
J BUCK:YO i heard that y...
J MOONY: JOHN EARLY!!!! stfu and git out my crib.
J BUCK:Fuck you nigrock

john early by j moony July 12, 2007