Dylan

he never shuts the fuck up, probaby wears a diaper, never geting a girlfrend

guy: "HI DYLAN"
Dylan: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by dylanhater000 October 22, 2020

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Dylan

Dylan a perfect example of the perfect human being the exact way a person should be.

"Did you hear Dylan adopted 30 orphans?" "Omg that is such a Dylan move"

by Thelargehetro November 15, 2019

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Dylan

To show up at places during events you are not supposed to be at.

I went to his house without permission therefore pulling a Dylan

by JJRpx October 24, 2022

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Dylan's can either be the sweetest, most caring person in the world, or a total d*ck.

dylan's are usually always in some sort of trouble, but always manage to get out of it.
they are usually hot with golden-brown hair and brown/hazel eyes or dark brown hair with green eyes.

they make you melt when you talk to them, and are usually a player. they're confusing and commonly send mixed signals.

but sometimes, dylan will make you upset. they can play with your head and emotions and make you think that they like you when they dont.

and then, dylan's have a soft side. it's very hard to get to this soft side, and if you do consider yourself lucky. he's usually boarded off but if he lets you in, he really likes you (as a friend or as a romantic interest)

you: damn.. i really thought he liked me, what an a**hole.
-------------------------------------------------------------------dylan: hey!
you: *looking sad*
dylan: whoa hey are you okay?
you: *lying* yeah i'm fine—
dylan: aw come on i know you better than that, talk to me about it.

by ihate_education .org February 28, 2020

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