when you’re fucked-up & have major crackhead energy while sober. this state is fueled by your own stupidity & the presence of your friends, and enhanced by the consumption of sugar (especially soda)
by ur b1tch July 01, 2020
the effect u get after u drank too much coffee to wake yourself up(usually when studying to a test or when u feel u're falling asleep at work,common with workohollics)
Symptoms: Fast reactions,Fuzzy vision,shaking hands,talking to yourself,need more coffee,insomnia for one night at least,neasuea,farts in public,smell of urine from the mouth-----actually all those symptomes r the things u try to prevent by getting "coffee drunk"...
Symptoms: Fast reactions,Fuzzy vision,shaking hands,talking to yourself,need more coffee,insomnia for one night at least,neasuea,farts in public,smell of urine from the mouth-----actually all those symptomes r the things u try to prevent by getting "coffee drunk"...
"HHemmm---Benny... why the fuck r u humping your monitor?..and what the fuck is that smell...?"
----awkward silence...-----
"I don't know brow-----I must be coffee drunk!---can u bring me some more coffee,please? i think i'm going out of focus here..."
----awkward silence...-----
"I don't know brow-----I must be coffee drunk!---can u bring me some more coffee,please? i think i'm going out of focus here..."
by Benny D1 May 01, 2007
by JSIN March 15, 2007
Nicole was so wasted that she got all these bruises the night before from being so pinball drunk in her apartment.
by Johnny Two-Tone April 29, 2008
Dude, did you hear about Andrew? He went out last night and got CamelBack drunk and pissed all over the floor at the movie theater.
by Historymaker121 July 29, 2011
When you get so drunk that you start acting belligerent and trashy, possibly ending with public vomiting.
by azcatfreak February 24, 2014
by Germ604 January 23, 2006