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I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
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Drift Away

Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock n' roll and drift away.
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 23, 2022
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tokyo drift guy

The hot Asian guy at the nail salon. (Usually the owner)
Omg Sarah, look at the hot Tokyo drift guy. I think he might be the owner?
by Sirachachacha November 8, 2017
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Drifting

The thing everyone's joycon likes to do. It could happen for a multitude of reasons.
Billy: Hey Jim, what's wrong with your joycon?
Jim: Damn it it must be drifting.
Billy: Just blow into it maybe it will tone it down a bit.
by LegalMeme September 10, 2019
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Drift Weenie

When you want a girl to come over and hang out with some"bed wrestling" but she can't because you have been at the drift track all day and your weenie smells like shit.
Casey: you gonna bone ol girl from last time?
Ariel: I can't. I got a mean case of Drift Weenie after today.
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Drifting

Drifting is a way to make your car slide on the highway or road or freeway and hit corners and turns without having to slow down especially famous for using when advance street racing difficulty.
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Maternal Drift

The gradual or ongoing detachment from the emotional or behavioral responsibilities of motherhood, often seen in young mothers who had children during their teenage years and never fully transitioned into a maternal role.
Can involve a lifestyle that mirrors someone in their twenties, with parenting taking a backseat.
“She had her son at 16, but it’s like she never grew into being a mom—still out every weekend. Classic case of maternal drift.”
“Maternal drift hit hard after she realized she missed out on her youth and tried to reclaim it.”
“Don’t confuse maternal drift with bad parenting—it’s deeper, like being emotionally stuck between two lives.”

Maternal Drift
by PosthumouslyObscure June 2, 2025
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