When an obvious douchebag gets incredible drunk and begins to break property, such as windows, doors, lamps, furniture, etc.
Joe got douchebag drunk last night and punched through the front door glass of the dorm lobby. The cops came and fined him big time.
by bbonehead666 March 5, 2011
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Singor was a complete and total douchebag. He borrowed money from his girlfriend to take a holiday with his mistress... not his only mistress.
by spanksme March 23, 2010
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A person that thinks they are extremely cool or special because they have an iPhone, iPad, or other Apple product. These people tend to be unusually "excited" about their mediocre devices and try extremely hard to let everyone know that they have one by displaying it at all possible times. These people are typically unpaid walking shills for Apple, eager to praise any and all moves made by the company including the emotional/ blabbering defense of any perceived affront.
Look at that douchebag sitting in Starbucks with his iPad propped up on the table turned so everyone can see. Poor schmuck probably thinks it's a laptop. What's that pressed to his temple? Oh of course, an iPhone4. Looks like he can't get good reception, he must be holding it wrong. lol.
by The Bone Smuggler July 12, 2010
Get the douchebag mug.A douchebag, or douche is a person, usually male, who has one of the following critereas:
1. He usually wears bright colored shirts, usually abercrombie and fitch or hollister. Sometimes they will wear a polo and keep the collar up for style.
2. They usually wear big ass belts, and feel the need to leave the front of the shirt tucked into it, leaving the big ass logo showing.
3. Although they are talk very loud, their voice gets much louder when they start talking about how much they got wasted or how they fucked their girlfriend.
4. 90% of what douches say is a lie or exaggerated.
5. They refer to their friend as ''bro'' or ''dawg''.
6. They usually have fun putting down weaker kids, just to look cool in front of others.
7. They have fun insulting each others mothers all day, but as soon as one says anything about another's girlfriend, the guy goes crazy.
8. Their sentences emphasize on swear words.
1. He usually wears bright colored shirts, usually abercrombie and fitch or hollister. Sometimes they will wear a polo and keep the collar up for style.
2. They usually wear big ass belts, and feel the need to leave the front of the shirt tucked into it, leaving the big ass logo showing.
3. Although they are talk very loud, their voice gets much louder when they start talking about how much they got wasted or how they fucked their girlfriend.
4. 90% of what douches say is a lie or exaggerated.
5. They refer to their friend as ''bro'' or ''dawg''.
6. They usually have fun putting down weaker kids, just to look cool in front of others.
7. They have fun insulting each others mothers all day, but as soon as one says anything about another's girlfriend, the guy goes crazy.
8. Their sentences emphasize on swear words.
Nerd: Hey guys.
Douchebag 1: Get the fuck out, pussy ass bitch.
Douche 2: OMG bro your so FUCKING hilarious. Your so cool for insulting that nerd. This makes me even happier than yesterday when we got WASTED and I fucked my girl!!
Cool kids: Wow, what douchebags...they must be part of circle jerk.
Douchebag 1: Get the fuck out, pussy ass bitch.
Douche 2: OMG bro your so FUCKING hilarious. Your so cool for insulting that nerd. This makes me even happier than yesterday when we got WASTED and I fucked my girl!!
Cool kids: Wow, what douchebags...they must be part of circle jerk.
by shotty bounce December 3, 2009
Get the douchebag mug.1. Arrogant, self-centered, always right.
2. Sleazy, underhanded, scheming, with ulterior motives.
3. Thinks they are good at something they can only perform in a basic manner.
2. Sleazy, underhanded, scheming, with ulterior motives.
3. Thinks they are good at something they can only perform in a basic manner.
1. Look, I am not going to argue with you about this. You have no idea what my perspective is and to think you do makes you a douchebag.
2. Your wife's former boyfriend who calls after he gets divorced (often for being a douchebag) and then wants to 'catch-up' with her and be your 'friend'.
3. The guy who says he plays guitar and then struggles to choke out 'Smoke on the Water'
2. Your wife's former boyfriend who calls after he gets divorced (often for being a douchebag) and then wants to 'catch-up' with her and be your 'friend'.
3. The guy who says he plays guitar and then struggles to choke out 'Smoke on the Water'
by lazysod May 23, 2009
Get the douchebag mug.Something that is only cool because is it ridiculously overpriced. Also, anything that requires stating the price point of a good or service when referencing it. Also, using the term "price point." The haute couture of douchebagery.
While cavorting with my Douchebag Chic friends, I overheard one of them say, "After meeting with the hedge fund manager this morning, all of us in the young executive trainee program went out for $50/head lunches and $300 massages, happy endings were extra."
by Harry Seaward February 21, 2009
Get the Douchebag Chic mug.A person who dresses very preppy and, yes, acts like a douchebag all of the time. A preppy douchebag also walks very slowly with both feet pointing out instead of straight
Ryan: Matt, you are one preppy douchebag.
Matt:, Shut up; You're gay and you're balding.
Ryan: I'm not either of those...
Dan: Isabel, stop sandbaggin me already.
Matt:, Shut up; You're gay and you're balding.
Ryan: I'm not either of those...
Dan: Isabel, stop sandbaggin me already.
by Jesus Christ Jr. April 5, 2008
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