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Double Douche Canoe

Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.
by harlequinxx July 30, 2010
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double bounce

(Non Sexual)
A play on the dynamics of a typical backyard trampoline (and possibly others), requiring two people... one person jumping, the other person standing near the outer springs, ready to initiate the double bounce at the appropriate moment.

At a certain point in the air (timing is crucial, but relative to the individuals taking part), the person standing off to the side stomps down near the landing area of the trampoline just as the jumper comes in.

The initial stomp and following landing result in more force being applied downward than the jumper is able to initiate on his/her own. When successful, the jumper will be propelled significantly higher than usual.
Yo, let's go to my little cousin's house and goof off on his trampoline. I wanna get double bounced and see if I can get higher than the roof of their house.
by grimcity August 14, 2011
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double parking

Aussie slang for when you are holding two beer cans/bottles in one hand.
This is usually done when lining up for another bevy is too much trouble
"Sammy you double parking are we?"
"You got that right mate
by aussieboy101 June 13, 2013
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double denim

A way to dress that mixes trash and class: Denim on the top and bottom.
Werd homesauce, that hydro worker is sporting some sick double denim.
by DaRoof Fiddler February 9, 2009
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Double dipping

(Verb) The unsavory practice of a man sticking his cock in both a woman's vagina and asshole without washing his cock in between orifices. Oftentimes is the case this dirty bird will alternate between the two without any consideration of the health hazards he is potentially placing on his receptor.
Shut-faced drunk Kevin was throwing the cock to Betsy with reckless abandon and throwing caution to the wind doin a little double dipping action as he slid his cock first in her asshole and then her vagina and continued to do so in no steady order. Being one if her many 'trusty-rusties' Betsy could tell whenever Kevin was about to cash in his chips, so when that came about she quickly pushed him out of her and proceeded to polish his knob so that she wouldn't seem so slimy to her current boyfriend if she had to go and put up with his shit later. Plus being a semen depository for so many sometimes gave Betsy a not-so-fresh feeling inside, and smelled pretty funky outside as well.
by Nikki Stixx November 17, 2020
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Double Frogman

What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, you sneak right up your back address, Kay? Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and you're fucking your own ass and pulling off your crank at the self-same time.
I was bored at home so I Double Frogmanned myself.
by Col Gentleman November 26, 2010
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Double c

Double C's on the fit, that's that drip drip- Chinese Kitty
by DirectorJL August 4, 2020
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