Dookie Bird

South-georgian / french influenced slang for a penis.

My son is normally a well behaved child, but he has a bad habit of dangling his dookie bird in front of strangers in the mall.

by dhuds July 20, 2010

Dookie

1) Green Day's first commercially succesful album.
2) Abnormal faecal matter, that can often be caused by eating food that does not agree with you. The Green Day album, 'Dookie' was written at a time when the band were on tour, and eating lots of bad food. A dookie was the end result of the poor food.
3) A piece of faeces.

1) Have you got Dookie by Green Day? Yeah, it fricking rocks!
2) Eeeewww, thats a dookie...
3) I need to go blast a dookie!

by hello birdie June 21, 2006

DOOKIE CANNON

an anus that shoots at a hig velocity

my dookie cannon is full of salsa and salad

by CALLAHAN February 13, 2004

dookie

1.A bad smell
2.Feces (poopoo)
3.A CD by Greenday
4.An insult used by little kids

1.Eww, this sandwich smells like dookie
2.Whoops, the dookie is knockin, better go see a man about some brownies.
3.I like Basket Case on Dookie
4.Haha, dookie man! You are a dookie man!

by woahzer April 23, 2005

dookie head

One that possesses fecal matter on their cranium. Usually punishment for committing a lame act.

Allison, that was stupid.. you're such a dookie head!

by almighty jed April 26, 2006

doojie

Old term for heroin.

"D for dreadnought, D for destiny, D for doojie that made a fool of me." (Holy Modal Rounders - 1964)

by JunkHistorian April 23, 2006

Doggie-Bag Dyslexia

A mental disorder which causes a person to place their left-over meal into the lid of a take-home box at a local restaurant. Although the top and bottom may look similar, any person with this disorder will consistently choose the wrong side. Although symptoms are typically mild, if left untreated, results may include the following:

a) Unexpected loss of your meal on the way back to your car.
b) Sauces/dressings leaking onto pants, car seats, or refrigerator.
c) Misrepresentation of the restaurant’s logo which typically appears on the lid of the box (a Felony in most states).

Doggie-Bag Dyslexia.

by Justin Cccccccc March 2, 2006