Polter Diddle

To be sexually assaulted by a ghost.

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?

by Giovanni Mann June 10, 2009

mc diddies

short for mc donald's

Lets go to mc diddies. I'm hungry.

by TheLazyGenius December 18, 2009

fiddler diddler

A child molestor.

See that guy on the news who raped that boy or girl ? He's a fiddler diddler.

by roadrunner71 June 13, 2016

What's the diddio?

phrase used by the coolest of cool people, to request a summary of what's happening/ what's going on. Can also be used as an introductory phrase or a conversation initiator. May be shortened to simply "diddio?" when pressed for time.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's the diddio?"

Guy 2: " Not much"

Guy 1: " What's the diddio with that?"

Guy 2: " shittty buz"

by Costalotmungicake September 30, 2011

diddley fuzz

The police, the po po, the cops, the 5-0,

"Yo that diddley fuzz was trippin' when he saw me ballin' and blazin' in the '64.

by Andrew Eaton November 7, 2006

Diddler on the roof

In prison, it is the inmate who sleeps above the person which they rape.

"You got bunked up with Steve? That is not the diddler on the roof that you want to have."

by zaztastic September 1, 2013

the diddler

The name of one of Ray Narveaz Jr.'s many alter egos. Wears a bag on his head and a chain on his neck.

"It's the Diddler!"

by Recovery15 November 11, 2013