National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th

Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may

by Bigdickblackdude69 May 23, 2022

National dick me down day

You have to dick down someone

Yo it’s national dick me down day.

by Dick me down please November 22, 2020

Kick dick day

On the 6 November it is kick dick day

Girl: *kicks dick*
Boy: “why did u do that”
Girl:” it’s 6 November , kick dick day”

by Randomthingz November 5, 2020

national grab dick day

it’s a day where girls/guys grab a guys dick, this day occurs on april 12, the day after grab ass day!

Hey watch out, today is national grab dick day!

by tctuesdays April 11, 2019

Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode

Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)

by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

Suck dick day!

November 22th.

U have to Get u a blow

Suck dick day!!!

by Facts facts facts November 21, 2019

National Suck a Dick Day

Suck my dick bitch. If u don't you are racist!

Woman: "Hey it's national suck a dick day and I'm not racist so take your pants off!"
Man: "OK bitch!"

by anonymous April 2, 2021