crooked dab

it's the gay version of dabbing

daniel: "dab"

max: "no that's too straight"

daniel: "o, you're right..crooked dab"

by praisemeimgaysus June 30, 2018

Henry Crook

he is a cool guy but really annoying and ugly

he's so cool. His name is Henry Crook

by URBOI_ September 11, 2022

crook

a crook is the same thing as a dirty chink. think about, slanted eyed, straight fucking crook.

omg look at that crook over there tryna kill the rabbit for some din din.

by Shane Hicks July 9, 2025

crooked money

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.

Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money

by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked billy's

the inverse braces for people (hillbillys) with straight teeth that want crooked teeth

i'm going to get my crooked billy's taken off. wanna come?

by 4laughs234 February 11, 2017

crooked stuff

Thats the stuf Zoroku hates

I hate crooked stuff

by nocake June 15, 2017