A crime family which operates all over Los Santos. They are well known for selling illegal cargo all over the city. The Beanos Crime Family are not to be messed with.
If you encounter a member, remember to reference Beanos , in a good way, for a better chance of survival. The Beanos Crime Family only answer to one thing, the mighty Beanos, and if you question them, your head will most likely be blown off.
If you encounter a member, remember to reference Beanos , in a good way, for a better chance of survival. The Beanos Crime Family only answer to one thing, the mighty Beanos, and if you question them, your head will most likely be blown off.
"Man, the Beanos Crime Family really got us good this time, robbed all the cash," -Pacific Standard Owner
by lil_lukey June 30, 2020
Get the Beanos Crime Familymug. {krahym uh-genst kaf-ee-in--i-tee}
noun
1. a crime or series of crimes that involves caffeinated-beverage drinkers that expose themselves to crappy coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, etc..., directed against individuals or large groups of people.
2. An undrinkable atrocity (coffee or tea related beverage that is too bitter, burnt, overly or insufficiently sweet, etc... ) that is directed especially against an individual or entire population or part of a population with crappy coffee grounds and without regard to individual guilt or responsibility even on such nasty coffee grounds.
noun
1. a crime or series of crimes that involves caffeinated-beverage drinkers that expose themselves to crappy coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, etc..., directed against individuals or large groups of people.
2. An undrinkable atrocity (coffee or tea related beverage that is too bitter, burnt, overly or insufficiently sweet, etc... ) that is directed especially against an individual or entire population or part of a population with crappy coffee grounds and without regard to individual guilt or responsibility even on such nasty coffee grounds.
Setting: End of blind date.
Bedford-Stuy Byron invites his date Flavia Flatbush to his apartment for some 'Coffee and chill.'
Flavia: Okay. What kind of coffee will you serve me? (flirty winky face)
Bedford-Stuy: Ummmmm.... Didn't think you'd accept. Will Sanka or Taster's Choice do?
Flavia (hate, anger, and disdain flash in her soul and eyes): YOU MONSTER! (knees Bedford-Stuy in the groin, crippling him to the ground). You heinous monster! Why would you serve anyone such crime against caffeinity?! (sobs and runs away as fast as her feet carry her to the nearest Williamsburg L train stop).
End scene.
Bedford-Stuy Byron invites his date Flavia Flatbush to his apartment for some 'Coffee and chill.'
Flavia: Okay. What kind of coffee will you serve me? (flirty winky face)
Bedford-Stuy: Ummmmm.... Didn't think you'd accept. Will Sanka or Taster's Choice do?
Flavia (hate, anger, and disdain flash in her soul and eyes): YOU MONSTER! (knees Bedford-Stuy in the groin, crippling him to the ground). You heinous monster! Why would you serve anyone such crime against caffeinity?! (sobs and runs away as fast as her feet carry her to the nearest Williamsburg L train stop).
End scene.
by Tsarstepan April 26, 2017
Get the crime against caffeinitymug. (ˈkrīm ə-ˈgen(t)st cin· e·man· i· ty)
noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).
noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).
The political refugee wept for her soul, her family, and the world as she witnessed the cruelest work humanity had to offer. She just watched and witnessed The Hottie & the Nottie (2008). That was a soul crushing crime against cinemanity experience.
by Tsarstepan December 13, 2019
Get the crime against cinemanitymug. Dude, I don't knock on redheads. That would be red-on-red crime. Too weird.
As spoken by a ginger male.
As spoken by a ginger male.
by Bobo daddy January 1, 2012
Get the Red-on-red crimemug. when you and your friends (like 3 or 4 of them) fuck a bitch at the same time, some are getting handy's others are fuckin her puss and ass.
by Bill B April 23, 2003
Get the crime scenemug. The act of breaking laws that have no personal consequence to anyone, such as not paying for tickets on public transport, or crimes that go against a corrupt system, while being LGBTQ+.
Robin hood was the first person to truly encapsulate the phrase be gay do crimes, as he stole from those who were rich at the expense of the poor, a corrupt system.
by Hottingham August 20, 2019
Get the be gay do crimesmug. moody 0001 is a fucking god, he created temple os with terry davis also former swim slapper he has 1 billion bitcoins
by Proxy touched me July 26, 2021
Get the moody from crimemug.