Crap Trap

An extremely hairy ass, that collects traces of poo throughout the day.

1. I really need to trim my ass crack tonight...I have got a serious first class crap trap.

by Cadillac Man August 12, 2009

crap for brains

1. Stupid. Careless.

2. A person evincing these characteristics.

A milder version of shit for brains.

1. "What a crap for brains thing to do."

2. "That crap for brains Bob left the oven on when he left for Jamaica."

by Famous Mortimer January 24, 2003

crap my shit

To become excited over something that is about to happen; anxiousness, anxiety

"OMG when you hit level 15 I'm gonna crap my shit!"

by Adam E April 10, 2005

crap dusting

(v) - When a person has to take a crap so bad that when they pull down their pants to mount their throne, they produce their gassy emmissions all the way down to the toilet seat as if fertilzing the area and their own nostrils.

(v) - Same as above except on a larger scale when one can not wait till they get to the bathroom and begin their emmissions from some point outside the bathroom. This person will often fertilize more than their own nostrils.

"Man....after all that Chinese food, my butt was crap dusting all the way to bathroom!!"

by Phrase Generator February 20, 2007

crap up

when u try to poo hard but at the last second your asshole closes so the poo bounces back up yourself.

my ass closed at the last second, making me crap up

by Davey Lean February 4, 2009

crap on a cracker

A way to describe an unfortunate situation or event.

*drops iphone* "oh, ughhh.. crap on a cracker!!!" >:(

by lolicakes August 14, 2010

Crap Music

Music that is not good.

For example
music by
britney spears
etc.
Anything that does not fall into this catergory is good music
aka
GUNS 'N' ROSES
(unlike the above comment believes!)

Hence forth you could say ;
Britney spears (and other chavish like music) makes crap music.

by lauren allen September 27, 2006