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kmart cowboy

Someone who wears board shorts,cowboy boots,a cowboy hat,and a tank top
by redneck101 November 22, 2013
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Cowboys deluxe

A 12 inch dildo that’s wrapped in barb wire and screwed up your anus while yelling yee haw
by Sillkneegrow February 25, 2020
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Cowboy Mike

A Cowboy Mike is someone who doesn’t eat anything other than meat or cheese with the possible ketchup packet here and there.
Gosh, that boy is such a Cowboy Mike, he barely touched the BLT I packed for him
by Ab4420 July 20, 2021
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cowboy brazilian

When two men wax each others buttholes and then do some ass play afterwards.
Mike, wanna do a cowboy brazilian with me?
by Your dogs sex toy January 10, 2014
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Cowboy Kid

A Cowboy kid is someone who’s parent/guardian is a figure of authority. (Police Officer, Judge, Secretary of State.) They are often known for their mischief or pattern of behavior.
That cowboy kid sure gets in a lot of trouble;
Hey look!!; there goes that cowboy kid
by J-dog28 January 6, 2021
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cowboy crystals

A phrase that sounds like it would be a name for meth
This lot lizard gave me a ton of cowboy crystals
by yehowyada February 6, 2018
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Kenyan Cowboy

A Kenyan Cowboy (KC for short) is a white expat, normally British, who lives in Kenya and and is a living throwback to Africa's colonial era. Despite believing themselves to be single-handedly taking on the African continent with all of its dangers, they are normally observed around the campfire drinking, brawling and telling tall stories of their heroic feats ("I looked the lion straight in the eyes and I swear to you man... the fucker retreated!") They tend to come equipped with safari khaki shorts and flip flops, even when travelling to more temperate countries as they have a staggeringly limited knowledge of what goes on outside of Kenya. Due to their limited vocabulary, the common lingo is a crude mixture between English and Swahili. They are also epitomised by remarkably short lifespans as a direct consequence of ill-conceived, stupefyingly reckless acts of bravado and derring-do.
"Oh, you know Mark?"

"Yeah, he's such a Kenyan Cowboy. The other day he almost died trying to jack into the national electrical grid. The week before that he almost fell off the roof of his 4x4 trying to landsurf."
by P3ppermint April 8, 2022
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