Skip to main content

Confused

The majority of people on this planet. They are all delusional and do not agree with each other.
Confused you all are.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 3, 2020
mugGet the Confused mug.

Slayfully confusing

When you wanna lick remis pussy but also need sleep
Its so slayfully confusing, I wanna pick remis pussy but need sleep
by Remiratty October 27, 2022
mugGet the Slayfully confusing mug.
Guys are random snapping girls, and starts to worry about everything and every time. SIMP
Don’t confuse the girls month it’s basic, just tell her why you are snapping her and why you are worried.
by Ella_th0 October 20, 2020
mugGet the Don’t confuse the girls month mug.

I understand the confusion

The most polite way to start a Canadian “fuck you”, using ‘I understand the confusion” can be used to start the most polite “fuck you” statement any person will hear in their entire life.
Me: “What colour do you all see?”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”
by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018
mugGet the I understand the confusion mug.

Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.
Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user
by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011
mugGet the Confused Social User mug.

species confused

when a human is not sure who or what they are.
"hey bro, how are you today..?"
"uhh species confused...."
by imdabossbitch August 19, 2023
mugGet the species confused mug.

Confuse choke

When a kodi says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a Jasmin chokes on her curly wurly straw
by Jasck May 23, 2019
mugGet the Confuse choke mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email