An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"
by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024
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Sign Language: Start with 2 fingers up (palm facing towards you), followed by turning them down.
Sign Language: Start with 2 fingers up (palm facing towards you), followed by turning them down.
DoubleDown 2v2 Competition: After Jordan & Joe beat Mark & Tony in cornhole, Jordan yells to Joe, "Looks like we have another DoubleDown! Who's Next?!"
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When one of the niggas who are waiting for next on Tabia partakes in scandalous moments or activities
by Ptechs number one hater June 13, 2024
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PERSON 2: OMLLLL U SHOULD BRO, THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB IS SO MUCH FUN
PERSON 2: OMLLLL U SHOULD BRO, THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB IS SO MUCH FUN
by History Comp Club Lover August 21, 2025
Get the THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB mug.I'm not competing for my own life or the proceeds from living it. Make them give the proceeds to me now. I will meet ZERO conditions. This has not aggrieved the people you are doing thus in the name of in a way that distracts from that fact that I am and was right. You need to grow the fuck up.
Hym "I'm not competing and I'm not going to ascent to your values as a precondition to getting the credit I deserve for both being right about the thing I was right about (which is significant) and the contributions I have made to things. Talking about other people is not the problem here. Me not doing the self-improvement is not the problem. You're not 'beating me at my own game.' "
by Hym Iam December 13, 2025
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Commonly found among:
-Priests
-Politicians
-Ruben Sim
-MamaMax
-The Trump Administration
Commonly found among:
-Priests
-Politicians
-Ruben Sim
-MamaMax
-The Trump Administration
Ruben Simp: "You're calling Ruben Sim, the guy who's getting rid of degenerates on Roblox a pedophile!!?1!"
Me: "He's eliminating the competition."
Me: "He's eliminating the competition."
by Cynical Man January 5, 2026
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