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Collecting Socks

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS THE WHOLE TIME I WAS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. FOR ANN HOUR AND A HALF STRAIGHT I WAS COLLECTING THEM BOYS!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.
by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019
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Coleton

Coleton is an amazing guy. He will care for you make you laugh and cheer you up. He is also really hot athletic and can be a lil mischievous but he is overall a great person to be around.
Coleton is so cool he is the best.If you have classes with a Coleton, you should talk to him.
Girl 1: "Did you see Coleton's outfit today? Its so weird"
Girl 2: "Yeah I saw it but I kinda liked it. Ngl"
Girl 1: "Ew what do you like him or sum?"
Girl 2: "I mean kinda, yea cause he's really nice and funny to me."
Girl 1: "Oh I don't like him at all."
Girl 2: "Well you should he has done nothing to you and you treat him like garbage but he's not so you better back off or you will answer to me. Coleton is the smartest attractive and most funny and nice guy I've ever met."
by Yomommalammaplanetpeppa January 8, 2020
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Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.
Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.
Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.
Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals, nobody different from the next person. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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collinton

This is the ship name for Misha Collins and Bill Clinton.
On the 15th of December 2020, someone dug up an old article that Misha Collins wrote about the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky sex scandal. They jokingly claimed that certain parts of it suggested that Collins wanted to have sex with Clinton, and the meme quickly spread like wildfire. Newsweek wrote an article about it, and Collins mentioned it on his Twitter account.
Damn, Newsweek wrote a whole article about the Collinton meme? Humans sure are devolving if they can't even tell serious things from jokes.
by hamstersouffle January 22, 2021
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Colleptoe

A person who collects your things but is also stealing them so they're also a klepto
Dude DJ is totally a colleptoe he keeps taking all my things.
by Debbie Focker January 22, 2021
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