Coconut Butney

When you give a girl a cream pie in the butt after she's had Indian takeout.

Man, that ho needs a serious condom-ent with her chicken tikka malala. I'm going to go give her some coconut butney.

by CockteaseUSA January 8, 2010

Colon cryin'

This is a term used for clear, watery diarrhea.

Dude, either Jessi sat in a puddle of water or she had a case of the colon cryin' in her corduroys.

by HustonB August 13, 2011

colon commando

A derogatory term for a homsexual

"That dude is a colon commando, wear your jock strap backwards around him!"

by farmerjb November 11, 2013

colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).

Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.

by whiplash72 January 20, 2015

Coconips

The act of taking melted chocolate and dripping it onto your partner's nipples. Later to eat them off as it hardens.

Hey baby, wanna see some Coconips?

by Afitz May 6, 2015

codyn

fucking hot as hell and as soon as you see him you’ll fall in love. he kind of plays you but you can’t seem to help beacuse he’s hot.

mike “dude your such a codyn”

by hahah you don’t know February 24, 2019

coconut muff

An abundantly hairy vagina riddled with dandruff

She asked me to go down on her but she had a 'coconut muff'
*Not to be confused with crabs*

by Sassymatttteeee September 7, 2019