code of the road

the rule that every driver on earth believes that anyone driving slower than they are is an idiot and those driving faster must be assholes.

Look at this idiot driving 50. Holy shit! Did you see that asshole?!?

by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004

Spaghetti Code

Horrible, horrible, horrible code, but still (usually) fulfills it's intended purpose. The English equivalent would be "I is go store buy vodka drink drunk sergawsdawq zzzzzz uuuugh talk loud". It is completely screwed up in almost every way, but you still know it meant "I am going to the store. I will buy vodka. I will drink. I will get drunk. I will babble incessantly. I will pass out on the couch. I will wake up, go to work, and complain about my hangover."

Spaghetti Code:
2351 goto main_sub3;
2352 preventRaptor();

by iwtw10ot January 11, 2012

Codessius

Nick name commonly given to someone who’s name is cody. This nickname defines the very nature of lifting all the weights in the gym, walking barefoot everywhere, and having a very long shlong.

Codessius the Greatest has arisen from his slumber with many women still in his bed!

by JonCodyJoe February 27, 2020

chodeston

A chodeston is a person that is so pathetic and vulnerable to abuse that they aren't just a chode. They also have a chode and are completely and utterly 100% chode. They are usually the kid who always comes over with one of your friends when you have never once called and ivited him over, he weasels his way in...like a chode.

Dude, did you see that Todd found his way to another party? I can't believe he thinks girls like his MC Hammer coat and penny loafers, what a chodeston.

by scott doll August 6, 2006

Code Oakley

While on post, you shat your pants and need a new pair and letting fellow crew members know by saying you need relief over the radio IMMEDIATLEY

"I need relief NOW I have crapped my drawers, CODE OAKLEY"

by Jeff Oakley March 7, 2008

code brain

A condition caused by excessive hours spent writing computer code, characterized by the inability to think of anything else than lines of code. Often times those lines are in random order and make little to no sense.

Mostly affects programmers and computer science students, and usually makes it close to impossible to fall asleep.

Man, we've been up for 48 hours trying to finish this assignment -- I've got code brain so bad that if I close my eyes lines of code scroll by.

by rustyg August 19, 2008

Chodesack

The Sack which accompanies the chode.

I heard that Jennifer's boyfriend has a chode?

Yeah, but i think the chodesack would be even worse.

by KingGee285 December 12, 2012