It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.
"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"
"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
by Spiked C0ck March 9, 2021
Get the Coconut Strap onmug. by Celms March 3, 2014
Get the couple of coconutsmug. A sudden and powerful desire to cuddle the shit out of your wife and kiss her and drink a milkshake with her and take a nap with her and wake her up with more kisses
I was really mad thinking about the whole deal with Kavanaugh but then my wife put me in coconut mode.
by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. October 5, 2018
Get the Coconut modemug. father-daughter duo of the century
by labbakútur October 22, 2020
Get the Binni and the coconutmug. It's a term used by couples. They basically have sex with just collecting their cum in a cup, then proceeds to drink it afterwards.
by Zairusu July 3, 2021
Get the Coconut Sundaemug. a guy: Have you ever heard of Da Coconut?
Another guy: oh yeah I know it very well!
AND ANOTHER GUY: YAY DA COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT........
Another guy: oh yeah I know it very well!
AND ANOTHER GUY: YAY DA COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT........
by Whisky that kills you March 9, 2021
Get the Da Coconutmug.