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Colby

An amazing man who will make sure you are always feeling good mentally and physically. He will always put you first. Colbys have curly hair and beautiful blue eyes. They are the best friends and boyfriends.
by Emileeeeeee September 23, 2020
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CobbieCo

“Hey James” said Aaron. “What up dawg?” responded James. “If my name was Cobbie and I had a company, you can bet your ass I’d call it CobbieCo!” Aaron exclaimed.
by A-arahn January 11, 2022
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Colby jack cheese

HOLYFUCK NO WORDS DESCRIBE THE JUICY SWEET TANGY YUMMY FUCKY CUMMY TASTE OF COLBY JACK CHEESE WHEN INGESTED U MAY EXPERIENCE A SIDE EFFECT CALLED GIGA CHAD MODE
I would like to fuck colby jack cheese
I use it as my prework out

I use it during sex
by Sauceykek March 14, 2022
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cosby alibi

When you stand up or defend a known rapist through coersion, blackmail, collusion or simply your own perceived personal gain that comes as a result of your false referencing.
Yeah that Gavin Newsome has a wife who is one hell of a cosby alibi.
by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023
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Cobbler’s Buckle

When receiving felatio from a partner. The giver will be squating in front of you. In the heat of the moment they defecate onto your shoe. Would stain and leave a brown mark. Resembling a Cobbler’s Buckle.
So after she finished. I looked down and she’d done a shit on my shoes! Had to spend the rest of the evening with a Cobbler’s Buckle on my brand new shoes!!
by Pezza 81 October 24, 2023
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Ass-cobbler

1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass
Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"

Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"

Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"

( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)
by CUNGALUNGA July 13, 2012
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squat cobbler

Squat Cobbler: (skwät ka-blēr)

The fetishized act of a man who sits in pie(s). Particular attention is given to the man's clothed/costumed buttocks and the specific "wiggling around" gyrations that are made once the man has sufficiently mounted the pastry.

Squat cobbling and it's variants are designed to titillate the senses and are often stored on various forms of digital media. Specialist squat cobblers, such as "crybaby squat cobblers", (a male who sits in pie while crying like a baby) are rare but in very high demand amongst pie sitting hobbyists.

(Squat cobbler videos will always feature a fully clothed or costumed man, who's pie sitting and wiggling of the buttocks will always be performed within all legal boundaries.)

AKA: "Hoboken Squat Cobbler", "Boston Cream Splat", "Full Moon Pie" and the oft requested "Dutch Apple Ass"
I stopped going on fullcreamahead.org for watching squat cobbler vids dude... I found a guy who will do custom dutch-apple-ass squat cobbling movies and only accepts baseball cards as payment bro!
by Russell. D.Jimmz August 19, 2016
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