Closet Homosexual

A person who is either A: Someone who is gay or bisexual and afraid to show it in public or B: Gay and tries to hide it by calling other people gay to seem 'cool' (straight).

A: Ben had always been a closet homosexual, but was afraid to tell anyone close to him.

B: Closet homosexual who is being crushed by the notion that being gay is bad: Dude, your so gay. Stop being gay, you fag.

by Havoc teh Raven April 23, 2006

closet case

A man of homosexual orientation who is afraid to come clean due to iminent humiliation and beating

Jim's so deep in the closet he's finding Christmas presents

by timmy2dope April 27, 2005

closet blonde

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

by 420 Eminel December 24, 2008

closet hottie

A person whose extreme hottness is kept discreetly hidden (usually by modest clothing).

I had no idea that girl was such a closet hottie. She was hiding that body under that baggy sweatshirt all winter.

by bumbleclot December 1, 2009

closet bigot

A person who is a racist, and tries to hide that fact, and their speech tries to avoid the label even though their actions confirm it.

They keep dogging President Obama because they are a closet bigot.

by insolint July 29, 2014

Closet Furry

A furry who hasn't come out of the closet yet.

Steve might be a Closet Furry.

by Sylandrophol March 9, 2016

Closet Station

The closeted population of College Station, Texas due to the strong homophobia in the A&M area.

It's hard to be true to yourself in Closet Station, Texas

by m4m cstat July 9, 2009