clock speed

adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.

1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization

2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.

by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018

Bum Clock

A big black ground beetle (Northern Ireland slang)

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.

by Fasciola June 12, 2018

Piss on the Clock

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.

Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.

by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011

alarm clock

My greatest nemesis.

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003

get clocked

Outed as trans

Shanna always loved body, but she was always afraid that she would get clocked by more nosy strangers.

by LexaByte March 21, 2017

Clock the doc

The act of watching (or clocking) a documentary.

Did you clock the doc about sharks last night on BBC1?

by Dudecaker April 10, 2019

Peen Clocked

hitting someone in the face with ur penis
hence the word peen

i peen clocked my girlfriend Danielle in the face

by Cuban711 September 25, 2008