Vacuum cleaner

aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!

Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!

by Juicybigsausage June 14, 2016

Cheaty Cheaterton

A low-down, dirty, rotten cheater.

Timmy looked at my answers during the math test. He's a Cheaty Cheaterton.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

cheap cheater

the white powder that blue taxi drivers in acapulco keep hidden in their steering wheel...the stronger the powder, the cheaper the cheater

"Dude, we ran into another taxi driver with the cheap cheater, so I bought another two grams."
"My face is numb as shit...this is some of the cheapest cheater i've ever blown!"

by chachhead April 28, 2003

Screen Cheater

someone who looks at another persons screen to see where they are in call of duty or halo

You're such a screen cheater

by WHATANEWB March 1, 2009

Barncicle Cleaner

When you are done having sex with a girl and ejaculate in her un proceed to eat her out and suck your semen out of her vagina thus cleaning her barncicle.

Dude I busted a fat load into this whore last night and then I went down and gave her a barncicle cleaner it was disgusting.

by tito chavez June 13, 2006

Bohemian Tongue cleaner

Simply have your partner lay flat on the floor with there tongue sticking out.
You then have to spread out your cheeks, bend down and put them over your partners mouth.
Once feeling the tickling sensation, clinch your asscheeks together and lift up.

bobby gave me a Bohemian Tongue cleaner last night and almost ripped my tongue off. The left over hairs in my mouth caused a big infection in my throat.

by joey smokesz July 24, 2009

pipe cleaner

when a guy urinates after ejaculation, like after sex or jacking off

After me and my girl banged i had to go in the bathroom and do a pipe cleaner, i felt so blocked.

by little_nut2 July 26, 2010