The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper

A mind blowing amazing machine that the world of science has ever known.

"The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper is a fantastic science project

by sparklingjewels April 19, 2010

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Head Cleaner

When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet

Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”

Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”

by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020

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Pipe Cleaner

When one man fucks another man's penis.

The manoeuvre requires two erect dicks; the first one being held steady by the recipient as the second one is forced into the first one's urethra.

Pipe Cleaning requires a tremendous amount of preparation to pull off, mainly a lot of breathing and urethra stretching excersizes by a willing recipient.

Pipe Cleaning is an extreme evolution of "Docking".

Man 1: "Fancy getting fucked up the piss hole?"
Man 2: "A Pipe Cleaner? Sign me up."

by Flingbot Shitsmear May 18, 2015

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Homosexual Hall of Fame Plate Cleaner

It means your caseoh if he was sucking dick

“ That dude is a Homosexual Hall of Fame Plate Cleaner”

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Japanese window cleaner

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.

"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"

"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"

by Geradinkus May 15, 2017

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