Hometown Classic

When a guy returns to his hometown after an extended leave of absence (due to work/travel/school etc) and bangs a chick that he hasn't seen in years.

"So i'm home for the weekend and i'm at the bar and I run into Chrissy who I haven't seen since junior high. We have a few drinks and reminisce over old times and next thing you know we're in bed together and i'm scoring a hometown classic!!"

by PMchoisi June 9, 2009

The Classic James

When someone leaves the call or goes AFK with no given explanation

Ahhh he did the classic James again

by Natwo April 17, 2020

classic rocksucker

Someone, particularly a teenager, who acts like their shit don't stink because they listen to classic rock because their peers listen to rap or pop. They constantly brag about their music taste, wear nothing but band shirts, and get extremely butthurt by peers because they (the peers) aren't walking classic rock encyclopedias like they are.

Is a portmanteau of "classic rock" and "cocksucker".

See also: metalhead

Oh my gosh, Mike is such a classic rocksucker. He called me stupid because I accidentally confused two songs with each other. He needs to find something else to wear besides Led Zeppelin shirts, too.

by Cookie Mischief October 18, 2012

classic liberal

People who steal other words to become more recorgnized. They then accuse modern liberalism of stealing their word.

1. Hi, I'm a classic liberal, but I'll call myself a libertarian even though I know the origins of the word come from anti-capitalists

2. Hello, it's me again, the classic liberal. This time I'm gonna call myself an "anarcho-capitalism", because anarchism is cool and I love capitalism. I'm also oblivious to the fact that anarchism generally rejects capitalism and that "anarcho-capitalism" is actually an oxymoron.

by Insaniac82 April 29, 2008

Aryan Classic

A neo nazi term used to describe a social media post as being made by a white person who believes in the nazi ideologies, support them by putting down people of races, ethnicities, besides those of germanic, slavic, scandinavian, ugric, and keltic descent.

Chud- "Yep, this is an aryan classic"

by genitalgrabber May 20, 2023

The Cheasapeake Classic

Performed by those who are uncircumcised who stuff their forskin with blue fin crab, striped bass, and shrimp meat and pull back the forskin while getting head. This allows all the wonderful flavors of the cheasapeake into one serving of degrading bliss.

She looked like she needed a high protein shake so I gave her The Cheasapeake Classic

by mudROCKET September 23, 2009

Classic jef

To shock ones peers with an abnormally disgusting comment that comes out of nowhere. Is usually followed by crickets, tumbleweed, or wind blowing through an empty barn.

See also: Conversation Killer

Hell yeah I'd jack off than five year old hermapherdite. Their semen tastes like dirty sea brine. Salty sweet!

by J-Spot January 17, 2004