Slay the chub

To consummate with a large person, usually over a coffee or futon arm.

Lil Jonny bent a large woman over the coffee table, fulfilling his quest to slay the chub.

Alternate use- the woman rode big Jon Roy on his college era futon, slaying his Chub.

by Chief mickelJonroix December 25, 2021

chub in the tub

When a man likes a woman with a few extra pounds

See my man J, he likes a lil' chub in the tub.

by Dicksunhairy February 04, 2021

negative chub

When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.

Aww man, is that fat chick wearing a one-piece denim dress? I think I just got negative chub

by ghamin February 04, 2011

chubs hand

The act of receiving a handjob with the giver using a prosthetic wooden hand, possibly with the fingers simply glued on.

Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.

My girlfriend got her hand ripped off in a woodchipper yesterday, so I made her give me the ole chubs hand a few minutes after she woke up from surgery.

by Ticklish Tapir July 01, 2018

Corn Chub

What you say in school when you're talking about PornHub

"I watch alot of Corn Chub"

by bAAAtteries April 12, 2021

chub fuck

A large disgusting ball of orange fur. Does nothing but lie around and stink and waste space.

Great googly moogly, I was going to sit here, but thankfully I saw this Chub Fuck here right before I sat on it.

by spumrunner January 11, 2012

chub-rub

what fat girls experience when their inner-upper thighs rub together so much they get chaffed and rashes break out. It usually is accompanied by sweat and foul odors. chafejock-itch

That chick has such bad chub-rub that I can see blood marks on her pants between her thighs.

by Dong Wong October 19, 2005