Piece of chalk

An individual who is exceedingly dull and uninspiring, devoid of any engaging qualities, and known for their lackluster personality.

“Olivia is such a piece of chalk she’s so useless.”

by coopsndip May 26, 2024

uncle chalk

this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!

JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?

daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!

JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!

by cdubs November 7, 2004

The Chalke Valley

The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.

Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley

Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.

by ZEBE100 March 8, 2020

chalk bandit

A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.

You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?

by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023

Chalk

V.) To sleep or rest

After work I'm gonna chalk.

by Goomba4 November 25, 2016

Chalking Around

The act of putting or drawing chalk in places.

“Kayla” is chalking around right now using all the colors.

by Pokémon91 September 11, 2023

Chalk

Chalk is A Long Schlong With A Sharp Point

Troy Does not have a Chalk

by TroyChodeJigChalk May 9, 2022